The hubs used to be a competitive diver. All of his stories about his high diving days usually end in him being ridiculed for the "Speedo". Yet all along I've been imagining what that would all look like wrapped up in a sexy little package (every pun intended….except for the little part! I've got your back babe!).
So the other day, after a long hike, he finally came to me and said the magic words…. "I think I'd like some boxer briefs!" I had to stop myself from falling on the floor all "whoa is me" style. My husband is hot, he doesn't need any help in that department, but I can't lie….I ran to the store!
Thanks to Target, my hubs had a brand spankin' new pair of men's size medium low rise sexy pants. Like a giddy little girl I paced back and forth waiting for the shower to turn off so that I could get a preview of my mans new underpants. He called me into our bedroom and I raced to the closed door, only to be beat out by a curious little 4 year old boy.
In one feel swoop the boy had crushed my wildest fantasies all with a giant bellowing laugh. It was an uncontrollable, slightly uncomfortable laugh. One that came up and out of him so hard and fast that he almost looked a bit embarrassed and shocked by it. And then he said it, the words that from that point on will make me laugh until snot runs out of my face…..
"Dad, It looks like you pooped your pants right where your nuts are!"
Just like that. We laughed for a long time. All of us. I then eyeball raped my husband. And then we all laughed some more. Through out the rest of the evening we all laughed pretty hard about the nut comment, but I made sure to express to the hubs that I didn't think that the boxer brief wearing was a joke, and that I really loved it….but dear, we can all clearly see your nuts now!
